So not impressed

Scene: interior house, 1 AM. madbaker is asleep in bed.
[loud crash]
Madbaker wakes bolt upright, yelling "Galen!"
[cat flees from bureau just outside the bedroom, where he has illicitly climbed and dumped a heavy object to protest... something. Further examination reveals the cat has merely pushed a heavy three-hole punch to the ground, scattering chads but doing no real damage.]
Madbaker spends several hours trying to get back to sleep. Galen eventually comes to bed and instantly snoozes.

Aaaand... scene.