Darths & Droids ([syndicated profile] darths_and_droids_feed) wrote2025-08-28 09:11 am

Episode 2667: Four Weldings and a Funeral

Episode 2667: Four Weldings and a Funeral

Sometimes even NPCs have standards. Just because the villain tells them to do something unethical doesn't necessarily mean they'll do it. This can be an interesting chink in the villain's plans for the heroes to exploit. If the henchman might be tempted by appealing to their better nature, it gives the heroes a way to undermine the villain's plans without direct conflict, using a more social or roleplaying approach.

So throw some hints of this out there. Don't have all the villain's flunkies appear to be totally obedient and incorruptible. Make some of them appear a little hesitant, or afraid, or disgusted at what the villain does. Maybe they're just doing this gig to make money to raise their kids, and they have other things on their mind than carrying out the evil dude's every whim.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

That's a very interesting NPC discussion there. I wonder if it's somewhat close to the movie dialog or if it's just the GM sprinkling hints of NPC backstory in for the fun of it. And if they're meant to be characters we've heard about before. I imagine that we'll find out more later when we get to the comic(s) with Jim in the kitchen. Or at least whatever the GM can filter in around Jim's unique perspective.

Until then though, let's just enjoy C-3P0's brain extraction and the dangerous fun that will come with it and its results. Not that Threepio has a brain.

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Darths & Droids ([syndicated profile] darths_and_droids_feed) wrote2025-08-26 10:55 am

Episode 2666: Smith and Worsen

Episode 2666: Smith and Worsen

Beings can be of vastly different sizes. Don't have all your monsters or critters be roughly human sized. Have some be gigantic. Have some be tiny. It can add a lot of interest in exactly how you interact and deal with such creatures.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

Well, I'm not sure exactly what I was expecting now, but this little alien certainly wasn't on the list. They do have a little welding visor though, which is perfect for a "blacksmith". Metalsmith? Circuitsmith seems like a pretty good sci-fi descriptor if Babu only works on fixing/modifying droids.

Making a copy of that dagger feels like a comic thing, so why would the protagonists need to open Threepio's head up anyway? Did something happen down in the gravel pit? I would have said the Rathtar grabbed the droid and that did something to necessitate this operation, but it turns out that I'd misremembered that scene. And I guess there would have to be some urgency as well that means the group can't simply head back to the Resistance and get a known droid mechanic for repairs.

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hrj ([personal profile] hrj) wrote2025-08-25 10:37 pm
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Return of the Solar Saga

This morning's inspection was by the solar company's QA guy, checking on whether the installation folks had done the job properly. He was my favorite type of engineer: someone who loves explaining what he's doing and why. He found a couple things that needed improvement (mostly tightening connections) and one item they overlooked that needs installing (a more obviously robust grounding set-up -- he said it's quite possible that I already have a sufficiently robust set-up somewhere under the foundation, but it's required to be somewhere that an inspector can actually see and confirm it, so they'll install one).

Still no word from my electrician about retrospectively pulling a permit for the panel work, so I need to ping him. But nothing else is going to move forward until I get back from New Zealand in any case.

Despite all the chaos around the various inspections, I'm being favorably impressed by the attention to detail and layers of checks that are part of the installation process. Also impressed that the solar company's attitude is "Since we touched the system last, it's our responsibility to make sure everything will pass code."
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Denise ([staff profile] denise) wrote in [site community profile] dw_news2025-08-26 12:24 am

Mississippi legal challenge: beginning 1 September, we will need to geoblock Mississippi IPs

I'll start with the tl;dr summary to make sure everyone sees it and then explain further: As of September 1, we will temporarily be forced to block access to Dreamwidth from all IP addresses that geolocate to Mississippi for legal reasons. This block will need to continue until we either win the legal case entirely, or the district court issues another injunction preventing Mississippi from enforcing their social media age verification and parental consent law against us.

Mississippi residents, we are so, so sorry. We really don't want to do this, but the legal fight we and Netchoice have been fighting for you had a temporary setback last week. We genuinely and honestly believe that we're going to win it in the end, but the Fifth Circuit appellate court said that the district judge was wrong to issue the preliminary injunction back in June that would have maintained the status quo and prevented the state from enforcing the law requiring any social media website (which is very broadly defined, and which we definitely qualify as) to deanonymize and age-verify all users and obtain parental permission from the parent of anyone under 18 who wants to open an account.

Netchoice took that appellate ruling up to the Supreme Court, who declined to overrule the Fifth Circuit with no explanation -- except for Justice Kavanaugh agreeing that we are likely to win the fight in the end, but saying that it's no big deal to let the state enforce the law in the meantime.

Needless to say, it's a big deal to let the state enforce the law in the meantime. The Mississippi law is a breathtaking state overreach: it forces us to verify the identity and age of every person who accesses Dreamwidth from the state of Mississippi and determine who's under the age of 18 by collecting identity documents, to save that highly personal and sensitive information, and then to obtain a permission slip from those users' parents to allow them to finish creating an account. It also forces us to change our moderation policies and stop anyone under 18 from accessing a wide variety of legal and beneficial speech because the state of Mississippi doesn't like it -- which, given the way Dreamwidth works, would mean blocking people from talking about those things at all. (And if you think you know exactly what kind of content the state of Mississippi doesn't like, you're absolutely right.)

Needless to say, we don't want to do that, either. Even if we wanted to, though, we can't: the resources it would take for us to build the systems that would let us do it are well beyond our capacity. You can read the sworn declaration I provided to the court for some examples of how unworkable these requirements are in practice. (That isn't even everything! The lawyers gave me a page limit!)

Unfortunately, the penalties for failing to comply with the Mississippi law are incredibly steep: fines of $10,000 per user from Mississippi who we don't have identity documents verifying age for, per incident -- which means every time someone from Mississippi loaded Dreamwidth, we'd potentially owe Mississippi $10,000. Even a single $10,000 fine would be rough for us, but the per-user, per-incident nature of the actual fine structure is an existential threat. And because we're part of the organization suing Mississippi over it, and were explicitly named in the now-overturned preliminary injunction, we think the risk of the state deciding to engage in retaliatory prosecution while the full legal challenge continues to work its way through the courts is a lot higher than we're comfortable with. Mississippi has been itching to issue those fines for a while, and while normally we wouldn't worry much because we're a small and obscure site, the fact that we've been yelling at them in court about the law being unconstitutional means the chance of them lumping us in with the big social media giants and trying to fine us is just too high for us to want to risk it. (The excellent lawyers we've been working with are Netchoice's lawyers, not ours!)

All of this means we've made the extremely painful decision that our only possible option for the time being is to block Mississippi IP addresses from accessing Dreamwidth, until we win the case. (And I repeat: I am absolutely incredibly confident we'll win the case. And apparently Justice Kavanaugh agrees!) I repeat: I am so, so sorry. This is the last thing we wanted to do, and I've been fighting my ass off for the last three years to prevent it. But, as everyone who follows the legal system knows, the Fifth Circuit is gonna do what it's gonna do, whether or not what they want to do has any relationship to the actual law.

We don't collect geolocation information ourselves, and we have no idea which of our users are residents of Mississippi. (We also don't want to know that, unless you choose to tell us.) Because of that, and because access to highly accurate geolocation databases is extremely expensive, our only option is to use our network provider's geolocation-based blocking to prevent connections from IP addresses they identify as being from Mississippi from even reaching Dreamwidth in the first place. I have no idea how accurate their geolocation is, and it's possible that some people not in Mississippi might also be affected by this block. (The inaccuracy of geolocation is only, like, the 27th most important reason on the list of "why this law is practically impossible for any site to comply with, much less a tiny site like us".)

If your IP address is identified as coming from Mississippi, beginning on September 1, you'll see a shorter, simpler version of this message and be unable to proceed to the site itself. If you would otherwise be affected, but you have a VPN or proxy service that masks your IP address and changes where your connection appears to come from, you won't get the block message, and you can keep using Dreamwidth the way you usually would.

On a completely unrelated note while I have you all here, have I mentioned lately that I really like ProtonVPN's service, privacy practices, and pricing? They also have a free tier available that, although limited to one device, has no ads or data caps and doesn't log your activity, unlike most of the free VPN services out there. VPNs are an excellent privacy and security tool that every user of the internet should be familiar with! We aren't affiliated with Proton and we don't get any kickbacks if you sign up with them, but I'm a satisfied customer and I wanted to take this chance to let you know that.

Again, we're so incredibly sorry to have to make this announcement, and I personally promise you that I will continue to fight this law, and all of the others like it that various states are passing, with every inch of the New Jersey-bred stubborn fightiness you've come to know and love over the last 16 years. The instant we think it's less legally risky for us to allow connections from Mississippi IP addresses, we'll undo the block and let you know.

Darths & Droids ([syndicated profile] darths_and_droids_feed) wrote2025-08-24 09:13 am

Episode 2665: The Imperilled March

Episode 2665: The Imperilled March

Randomness is a great thing to use in roleplaying games. Of course, many of the rules rely on dice rolls to decide the results of actions, but you can always add more random things. Have randomly generated events happen occasionally: things as varied as the king dying and a power struggle breaking out, to a chill wind that blows out the party's torches and leaves them in darkness.

A simple way to do this is to prepare big tables of events and roll on the occasionally. One table for big events that affect the outside world, such as disasters or wars, and another for small local events like a bad harvest or the birth of a two-headed goat. And another for adventuring events, such as a wall suddenly collapsing, or a horde of bats suddenly flying past. The advantage of them being random is that they add variety and uncertainty to events, rather than everything being planned ahead. Which can also make your life as a GM easier.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

Sure, why not? They got beat, so now they're sort of allies. Or at least, not actively trying to fight anymore. I'd keep an eye out for a trap of some kind. Like, there's no reason to trust helmet head this fast right? Unless seeing the lightsaber was enough to convince her that they're trying to stop the First Order or are working against them at the moment. There was a big deal about it last Episode, and we had the whole "handing it over" scene earlier in this Episode as well.

Five-note motif? What a strange choice by the GM. It looks pretty Close to something, but without the bars, I'm not quite sure. I think Ben probably should have been tapped to provide some assistance again. It'd be the second or Third time as well, which would be neat to have in the comic. Either way, I think the only memorable thing about everything here so far is that Daft Punk fans live on a topographical nightmare of a planet. Which is actually pretty good for four-and-a-half comics!

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hrj ([personal profile] hrj) wrote2025-08-22 04:36 pm
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The Solar Saga Continues

With the preface that none of this is in any way time-critical or a problem, I'm amused at the slow progress of getting my solar installation inspected and approved.

While I was off at Worldcon, I got a call (actually, I always get simultaneous text/call/email for every communication) about scheduling the solar company's QA inspection. They wanted to schedule it for this past Monday (when I wasn't home yet) so I convinced them to reschedule. They said they'd get back to me with a new date. A couple days ago, I get notification of an inspection this coming Monday. I assume this is the company QA inspection and confirm by text.

The other pending inspection is the return of the city inspector to follow up with the to-do items. It turns out (which I hadn't been aware of before) that in addition to getting permits pulled retrospectively for my new water heater and the electrical panel re-build, they had neglected to include the solar storage battery in the scope-of-work for their side of the inspection items. (I discovered this when reviewing permits associated with my address.)

I'd been in contact with my electrician about the panel permit before Worldcon but we were both busy that week, so I pinged him and set about learning the online permit process. The interface is straightforward and very well documented with instructions and examples, so I got the water heater permit set up on my own. Once again pinged the electrician and explained that he didn't have to handle the inspection side, just the permit. He said he'd take care of that yesterday evening. (Spoiler: the permit wasn't in the system this morning, but it's not really a big deal, as further events will show.)

This morning, in the middle of my bike ride, I get another call from the solar company scheduler. She explains that since we don't have everything lined up for the city inspection, that they've cancelled the Monday appointment. Oh, I said, I thought that was the other one -- the solar company QA inspection. No, it was the city inspection. Ok, I said, I have the one permit pulled and my electrician will have the other in a day or so and I'll provide the information. But they can't schedule the city inspection until we have all the ducks in a row. She's just about to start lobbing dates at me when I point out that I'm about to be out of town for two weeks. Oh, she says, well then we'll make sure to work around that once we have the permit information. I heave a quiet sigh of relief because at this point I'd rather not be trying to cram all the inspection activities in before my trip. I repeat everything back to her "to make sure I understand correctly" and delete the Monday appointment from my calendar. I am left with the impression that I was confused about there being two pending inspections, because I asked about it several times.

This afternoon, I get a text/email/call to schedule the solar company QA inspection for Monday. Head:desk. By the way, the solar company scheduler is always the same person, though I suppose I can forgive her for not keeping track of all the accounts individually. (Though that's what notes in the file are for. She should have been aware of the pending QA inspection when we talked earlier today.)

So at this point the permit # for the water heater has been sent to my contact, I'll give the electrician some grace before poking him again because honestly as long as I get the permit # for the panel before I leave the country and can pass it along, it's all good. The QA inspection will presumably be taken care of on Monday. And then I'll get the city inspection ideally the week after I get back.

But one more thing...remember how I had a jury duty summons that I had to reschedule because of my trip? That is also now scheduled for the week after I get back. I provided that information to the scheduler: "Jury duty summons for Thursday." She noted, "OK, so we won't schedule it for Thursday." Um...that's not always how jury duty works? But at that point I figured it will work out somehow.
Darths & Droids ([syndicated profile] darths_and_droids_feed) wrote2025-08-21 10:55 am

Episode 2664: Brie Encounter

Episode 2664: Brie Encounter

If any player ever says, "We don't want any trouble," while in character, honestly you're almost obliged to cause them trouble at that point. Remember, no non-violent platitude is a get-out-of-a-fight-free card.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

Oh, I guess this was a moment for Rey to show off again, then. Was the lightning not quite enough? Or did the writers just decide they wanted another "Rey beats up a crowd" moment like in Episode VII? That said, I guess the GM was feeling generous because the leader didn't simply try and shoot after hitting the group. Maybe an artifact of being able to parse individual moves step by step? Action scenes are hard to tell how fast things move in, so it could be that the gun was swung up just as Rey pointed the lightsaber.

What's also interesting is that all of these armed thugs are wearing helmets. Are they wannabe Mandalorians or something? I'd thought that series was made like a year before this Episode, but perhaps this particular scene is why The Mandalorian got produced in the first place. Or maybe it was a minor tie-in and they were released at the same time? I could see that as well depending on the timing of things.

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hrj ([personal profile] hrj) wrote2025-08-19 01:55 pm
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Home from Worldcon

I got home this morning (train from Seattle arrived around 8am, local buses got me to within half a block of home in another hour and a half). I'm feeling totally wrung out, so I'm not planning to be productive today. There's a relatively brief con report on my blog, including a slightly modified version of what would have been my Hugo acceptance speech (I changed the "win" bits to "finalist" bits) and a couple pictures. You can read it here: https://alpennia.com/blog/worldcon-wrap

I'd meant to get some sound editing for the podcast done on the train, but couldn't find a way to make Audible play through headphones rather than speakers, so that was a no-go. (The program has a selection menu for sound output, but I need to play with it to figure out what's wrong.) Instead, I managed to be productive by working on the lesbian history book. (I.e., converting existing material into book-version material.) I have most of the Introduction section revised at this point.

I have a week and a half and then it's my "official" celebrating retirement trip to New Zealand with Denise. That means I need to get two more podcast episodes uploaded. I also had to reschedule the Jury Duty notice that was waiting for me when I got home. And I won't be here to provide medical transport for my brother's cataract operation. But before I travel, I need to get the inspections sorted out for my solar system, including pulling retrospective permits for a couple of items that the city inspector asked about. (I've been assured that this will be trivial paperwork.) So I'm going to try not to add any other to-do items before the trip.
Darths & Droids ([syndicated profile] darths_and_droids_feed) wrote2025-08-19 10:01 am

Episode 2663: Do You Think I’m Daft, Punk?

Episode 2663: Do You Think I’m Daft, Punk?

The classic approach to getting players to stop arguing/planning/goofing off uselessly and get them playing the game. Throw a hostile encounter at them.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

The GM definitely doesn't want to go with the blacksmith route. We wouldn't have Daft Punk's gunman showing up if the search was meant to succeed. And it's just more evidence that the writers don't seem to know where exactly things should go. Like, is there really any reason for this probable third faction to show up here in this way? It'd be one thing if they're trying to defend the place from any outsiders, but that usually wouldn't start by making someone drop their hood. Especially with the First Order already door-knocking the place.

It is neat that Threepio was thought of for having a coat though. Droids don't usually get thought of at all, but he's shiny enough to really stick out in this environment. A pretty good cover for sneaking around, even if he probably couldn't put it on by himself. Though I guess Daft Gunman isn't as concerned about sneaking with their shiny helmet. That says to me they either know how the First Order is operating, or they simply don't care. Hopefully it's the first one, as that feels a bit more likely to be someone who's also against the First Order.

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Darths & Droids ([syndicated profile] darths_and_droids_feed) wrote2025-08-17 09:11 am

Episode 2662: Lost in Translocation

Episode 2662: Lost in Translocation

Non-Euclidean geometry can be inspirational in constructing adventure scenarios and places for PCs to explore. A simple method is to have a bunch of locations and then connect them at random. Instead of drawing them on a conventional map, you can draw each separate "room" as its own self-contained section which is internally self-consistent. But when you transition through a threshold to another "room" you just connect them with numbered labels or arbitrarily drawn lines.

So for example, you walk in the hallway on the grond floor. It has four exit doors. Passing through one takes you directly to the main bedroom on level 2, without going up any stairs. Another door in the bedroom takes you to the basement. The connections can be impossible in three dimensions, but that's not really a problem!

And each "room" doesn't need to be a literal single room. You can make them cover multiple connected rooms that map normally. It's only when you transition to another "room" section that the weirdness happens.

There are many pre-written adventures that use this or similar mapping tricks to effectively present a non-Euclidean environment for players to explore. Including:

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

Hah, this place was meant to be super confusing and it's not just the time juice! Or at least, that was the original idea. I'm almost surprised that the GM didn't add in a Peter Pan reference of some kind.

It does feel that the blacksmith idea isn't going to work though. Perhaps what's actually going to happen is that in the search, the group stumbles into the First Order group with the knife/key and it gets stolen back. Then we have the whole cat-and-mouse chase thing happen again but this time we're on the planet with the end goal.

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