Four word book reviews

I read this yesterday.

Summarize using four words.
I found it amusing.
Here are my attempts.

Other people's efforts welcomed.

Robert Silverberg (ed), Legends II
Gaiman's story unavailable elsewhere.
(Unfair to the other writers, some of whose stories I enjoyed, but to be honest this is why I checked it out from the library.)

Robert Newcomb, The Fifth Sorceress
Debut novel needs editor.

Neal Stephenson, Quicksilver
Dense seventeenth-century randomness.