madbaker: (KOL)
Friday the wife and I went to North Beach. We had a decent dinner at one of the many Italian eateries. (This one didn't seem too touristy, at least.) It was vaguely amusing part-listening in to the couple next to us on their first date.

We went to a comedy club after. We were reasonably early, so it was a short line. Went through the portable metal detector; the wife followed me and it went off. At which point they wanded me. Um, what? I took it with good grace, because while it didn't make sense I wasn't trying to sneak anything in.

The first of my two-drink minimum wasn't very good. As might be expected for a comedy club bar.
The two openers were okay, nothing to write home about. The headliner was funny but not side-splitting.

All in all, it was a good date out.
madbaker: (KOL)
I almost got a spit-take when I delivered my exchequer limerick. I'm pretty happy with that reaction.
madbaker: (oxford comma)
Cow-orker: "(Client) tends to out-wit himself."
Me: "He's half right."
madbaker: (oxford comma)
"O Tempora! O mores!"
Translation: "Take it easy, Morris." -MAD Magazine
madbaker: (Pulcinella)
For my birthday, we went to see an Irish sketch comedy troupe that was in town. We saw them around the same time last year and apparently their tour was successful enough to 1) do another one; 2) play larger venues, including Carnegie Hall. In SF they booked the Warfield and it seemed mostly full.

We drove to the area - I didn't want to deal with getting a late-night Sunday cab - found some sketchy parking (it's all sketchy around there; we should have used one of the hotel lots), and went to a regional Italian pizza place for dinner. They call it "pinsa", and it's more flatbread-based. Think the '80s Stouffer's pizza... but much better. Plenty of customers even on a Sunday night. If it was local to us I could see hitting it for happy hour.

This year I was able to get better seats for the show. We were in the second row, about 10' from the stage. This did mean a bit of neck-craning but also meant we were in the interaction zone. The show was good - mostly short sketches but they started with some audience questions that they mined throughout the whole show. Early on they started making fun of San Francisco for having multiple names: "You use Frisco!" and we all booed. "And San Fran." We booed again. "What do you use as a short name then?" "The City." "Oh, that's not pretentious. But you do hate Los Angeles." We cheered.

I did yell out one thing during their last skit that was a callback to one of their questions, and got smirks as they incorporated it.

A fun evening, but we didn't get home until 10:30 so I am listless today. I should probably fortify up with a second cup of coffee.
madbaker: (Pulcinella)
Yesterday at the farmers' market, I stepped in a large puddle. Bother.
On the way back, I stepped in the same puddle. "You'd think I would have avoided it the second time."

The third time through, according to the rule of threes, I would have successfully avoided it - and then someone would have ridden a bike through and splashed me, or I would have stumbled and fallen into the ocean - getting wet was inevitable. So we cut through the Ferry Building and avoided the area entirely.

I should have known that Thalia, the patron Muse of comedy, is not so easily thwarted. We sat down for dinner, I picked up my full water glass - and knocked it over, spilling water onto my feet.
madbaker: (KOL)
We saw them live last night. I decided that would be a fun birthday present. They're an Irish sketch comedy group that has been around for a while; the wife sent me one of their videos some time back and I have been sporadically watching them.

After a few hiccups getting a cab, we got there and made it through the metal detector. (Followed by a wanding - which seems repetitive.) The show started and they mixed in sketches and improv work with the crowd. Not "give us three words" improv but interacting with certain people. They couldn't get the town name "Orinda" right -- they kept calling it "Orinn-dee." They also struck comedy gold with a 14-year-old in the audience.

The only sketch I had seen before was "Three Drunken Monks", which happened to be the one the wife sent me. It was still funny.

We didn't try to brave the crowd for their merch table afterwords. While I like the T-shirt having a pig on it, I don't need any more T-shirts... and didn't want to stand there for an hour just to say "Thought you were great." It was a good 90-minute show though.
madbaker: (Pulcinella)
"I love you, and not just for the warm spot you create in the bed."
madbaker: (Pulcinella)
Snerk.
madbaker: (oxford comma)
We recently re-watched a few old episodes of Monty Python (not that there are any other kind). The wife pointed out something I had never realized: due to my childhood viewing habits - British comedies at a very early age, primarily but not exclusively Python - my instinctual use of BBC intonation isn't really that. It's Monty Python's satire of BBC intonation, which is a slightly different thing.

Huh. Well, it's not going to change 45 years of hindbrain habit.
madbaker: (Default)
"Nostalgia conventions aren't what they used to be."
madbaker: (Giants)
Clayton Kershaw is one of the best pitchers in baseball - during the regular season. As a lifelong Giants fan, I am always pleased when he predictably chokes (as he did last night, blowing the lead) and helps ruin the Dodgers' chances to win.

I believe the term for this is "Kershawdenfreude".
madbaker: (KOL)
The wife and I went shopping for a couple new kitchen knives this weekend. At the end of it, the salesperson noted that we were 1) communicating (well) in incomplete sentences; 2) finishing (incompletely) each other's sentences.

Well, we have been together for ~28 years. I hadn't noticed that we do that but we should know each other pretty well by now.
madbaker: (Giants)
Last night I dreamed that I was an undergrad at USF (University of San Francisco, where I got my MBA). I was a junior-year baseball player who'd had some significant success in previous years, but was rehabbing from some major surgery. To have something to do I got involved in administration, which somehow led me to be presenting a debt refinance deal to the university board.

Then there was a major earthquake. We had to evacuate the dorm, which in thriller-fashion now was missing its facade and had all the rooms open to the air. I got out a few personal possessions but had to leave behind two prized game baseballs.

I then spent the next hour talking to other students about how this was a unique disaster (mis-pronounced "eunuch") and many other similar statements concerning my balls that I had had to leave behind. I was obviously blithely unaware of what I was saying regarding my missing balls.

Up until the end of the dream, when I couldn't hold it in anymore and made a whopper of a pun (sadly, I can't remember it - it vanished a few minutes after I woke up) and started laughing so hard that I cried. I'd been doing it deliberately the whole time, riffing off the "balls left behind" theme. The other students were stunned but decided this called for a massive underwear-yoinking, which through my tears I said seemed only fair.

I guess it's nice to know that even when I dream I'm someone totally different, I'm actually the same.
madbaker: (brains!)
Q: What did one brain say to the other?
A: "I lobe you!"

madbaker: (bacon is the new black)
"Bacon is born from belly, and to belly it returns."
"If you have never had home made bacon, it is an effing miracle unto itself."
"Where does the Church of the Divine Bacon stand on its Protestant cousins such as guanciale, back bacon, pancetta, and so forth?"
"There is room on the church for our cousins for truth is found by many routes and revelation may be found in even the simplest pork products."
"Indeed and though humble it is in such humbleness that glory exists. Guanciale and pancetta can be discussed among theologians who enjoy the deeper mysteries."
"And what is the official statement regarding the co-mingling of bacon with other, less enlightened, ones such as water chestnuts and lettuce and tomato?"
"As the angels adore the Divine yet are not divine in their own right, so lettuce and tomato support the heavenly state of Bacon."
"Bacon does not judge. Bacon is welcoming. Bacon is accepting."
"Bacon first cures itself, then Bacon cures all else."

madbaker: (Krosp)
"You know, there's more to being an evil despot than getting cake whenever you want it."
"If that's what you think, then you're doing it wrong!"

madbaker: (life is good)
Hamlet, the Choose-Your-Own Adventure Book sounds kind of awesome.

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Something Positive totally nailed it.
On both sides, says the guy who spent hours playing on his Atari 2600. And who now has Adventure on the phone as a free app.

madbaker: (cthulu-meer)
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram!

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