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Episode 2743: I Watch the World Go Round and Round and See Mine Turning Upside Down

Impractical weapons can actually be good if they impress your enemy so much that they're too afraid to fight you.

If that doesn't work, though, you're screwed. And rightly so.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

Well, I'm not sure why it's happening here, but I'll take it! Whatever is actually going on causing Kylo to get rid of that lightsaber has to be something quite important. We wouldn't get a whole page for it otherwise.

I still think he should stay stuck here on this shipwreck, but he's at least getting a little smarter about things. Not that smart though; throwing away a tool like that while he's stuck? Bad idea. Lightsabers can cut things, they can burn or melt things, they can provide a little bit of light: they actually make decent survival tools when you get a little creative. Sure, you can chop your hand or arm off if you're not careful, but the same can happen with other survival tools.

I suppose the question is what's going to rescue Kylo. It'd be great if he was stuck here, but the plot still has a ways to go judging from the page count. Something's going to pick him up eventually before the movie ends.

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Joys of Homeownership

Feb. 20th, 2026 07:28 pm
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On the positive side, it all got fixed within a few hours.

I've been commenting lately that I felt like my home repair budget was fairly safe because I'd replaced every significant appliance in the house at some point since I acquired the house. (Fifteen years ago. 15! Can you believe it?)

Well, I forgot about the garage door opener. But it didn't forget about me.

I'd just gotten my bike out this morning, then when I went to close the garage door behind me, it made a lot of sad noises and declined to close. Examination showed that several of the side-rollers had jumped out of their tracks. (I'd known that one was out of the track for some time, but I couldn't man-handle it back in and it didn't seem to be causing problems.)

So. This calls for professional help. But first it called for securing the critical garage contents because the door was stuck open and I live on a well-traveled street. That having been done, I went on Yelp, located a relatively local garage door repair company, and got scheduled for a window within a couple hours. OK, good sign.

I solved my anxiety about the lack of door closure by doing yard work in the front yard until the repair guy arrived.

In addition to the roller misalignment (which is now happening on both sides of the door, thanks to my efforts to get it to fail closed) the cables (which evidently get winched up by a heavy-duty spring) are tangled on the spindle rather than being neatly wound on their designated place. So the immediate problem could be solved with brute force: prying the roller track open enough to force the roller back in; disconnecting the cables and rewinding in the correct place. That was going to be about $500 labor. Ok.

But, he says, look: these cables are corroded, and one of the heavy-duty springs is rusty. Furthermore, you really should use rollers with longer shanks, because these have a risk of popping off their sockets on the door. (I'm sure my description is not helping anyone visualize this.) So, he says, I'm going to recommend you replace pretty much all the door-lifting hardware. That's going to be a couple thousand.

I wince, but I can see the truth of everything he's saying. So he goes to work on all that and gets it all back in working order. And then he says, "So, you don't have to do this, and I don't get any commission or anything if you do, but the motor on your door opener is 20 years old, it isn't really as powerful as it should be for how much you use it, and it's probably going to fail within the next couple years.

So that was a couple more thousand. But now I have a fancy garage door opener that talks to my iPhone and includes a security camera. And maybe--just maybe--now I really have replaced the last appliance that came with the house when I bought it. Unless I've forgotten something else.
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Episode 2742: Everyone Hears Us, But They All Seem to Ignore Us

If there's anything that still seems mysterious from past adventures or encounters, feel free to bring it up whenever you get the opportunity. Ask NPCs about it. Seek information. Somebody might know.

And if you do ever get an explanation, it will be so satisfying to have it! And it shows your GM that you're interested in their worldbuilding.

Secret GM tip: If players do this, just tell them anything to get them to shut up.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

This part of the scene is definitely not helping matters. I'd been pretty sure Han and Leia were together, so Han touching Kylo's face like this is really weird. Like, what on earth are the writers thinking, kinds of weird. Okay, maaaaaybe it'd be alright if Kylo was actually like 15 years old instead of just acting 15 it'd make sense. But that'd still need Han and Leia to be Kylo's parents, which feels implausible at the moment. Maybe that's due to the ghost and/or delusion thing I'm distracted by, but there's not much else to visually indicate there's a relationship of any kind beyond adversarial for Kylo and pretty much everyone else in the movies.

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Episode 2741: The Dead Speak!

Feb. 17th, 2026 09:11 am
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Episode 2741: The Dead Speak!

If players ever want to do something totally out-of-the-box, something that isn't supported by the game rules, something that honestly makes no sense whatsoever in the game world... maybe just let them do it.

If it's not going to break the game (like a wish for more wishes, or whatever) and so is relatively harmless, but adds a touch of the surprising, why not? Let them talk to their dead grandfather for a minute. Let them hold out their hand and a songbird immediately alights on it and chirps a song. Let them have an awesome entry song be playing as they stride into a saloon. Let them have a shaft of sunlight break through the clouds and point right at an interesting thing you want them to find. Let them have a memory from their childhood that gives them a quick insight into their current situation... or a weird flash of recognition for someone they think they've never met before...

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

Errrrrm..... I'd thought that being a Force Ghost was just for Force Users. And I was also pretty sure that Han was never a Force User of any kind, in fact being famous for the opposite. And so, for some reason, I'd thought we'd seen the last of him after he'd been stabbed and fallen down that pit.

So.... actual ghost somehow then? Or just a delusion by Kylo? Either seem likely here. Much, much more likely than a surprise Han Solo clone. And more instances for Jim to be silly aside, I can't think of any good reasons for Han to show up. Kylo's killed lots of people over the movies, and odd pre-death conversation aside, it didn't seem like there was any reason for Han to be special enough to make another appearance after that stabbing. If it wasn't for the last panel, I'd have looked closer at panel four to see if the Irregulars had somehow edited Han into the image.

On the plus side, this scene does mean that Kylo's definitely stuck on this wrecked ship. That's actually a rather pleasant surprise.

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More tax nattering

Feb. 15th, 2026 12:41 pm
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Finished doing the paper draft of my taxes and have enough confidence that I understand all the new (retirement-related) elements to be ready to go online and fill in the forms. Also did a very rough draft of my expected 2026 federal taxes (based on 2025 forms and projected numbers) and I don't see a need to adjust my current withholding at this point. Of course, the rough draft doesn't include the unknown amounts I'll be getting from Bayer (pro-rated bonus from last year and what's likely to be a very minimal long-term-incentive program bonus), which will only apply for 2026. So 2027 will actually be the first year when I'm working entirely on retirement numbers. (As usual, I'm using spreadsheets as my self-soothing mechanism and nattering on about the results.)
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Episode 2740: Life Will Never Be the Same As It Was Again

When players get jaded with piles of gold coins or other riches for their exploits, you can turn to symbolic rewards. A knighthood or a noble title. A medal. A bravery award. Having a school named after them.

The cool thing about these is that for some players they bring a great level of satisfaction. And for others they provide something which it's socially unacceptable to complain about, even though it doesn't come with wealth attached.

For bonus points, you can give adventurers a reward that comes with no money, and also a responsibility attached.

  • The classic "white elephant": Honorary stewardship of some sacred animal, like a phoenix or a unicorn or a giant tortoise. It needs constant care, special food, and occasionally wanders off, causing a scandal if the heroes lose it.
  • An impressive title (e.g. "Baron of the Southern Marais") that comes with a parcel of the worst possible land, like an insect-riddled swamp, or monster-infested mountains. The new Baron is expected to improve the land, encourage settlement, host expensive festivals, and deliver tax revenue to the king.
  • The ceremonial Key to the City. Now the mayor expects them to show up to parades, ribbon-cutting ceremonies, and businesses pester the heroes for endorsements.
  • Honorary Chair of some prestigious elite society, such as a guild of mages or a scientific institution. They have to attend boring meetings, deal with budget arguments, and are constantly bothered by eccentric researchers eager for access to restricted and dangerous vaults.
  • Keeper of the Town Clock. The most prestigious title that can be offered, but it means they are expected to maintain the ancient clock that constantly breaks down and personally climb the rickety tower in all weather to reset it when it goes awry.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

...Huh. Chewbacca never struck as caring about the medal that much. Or at least, caring about the loss of material things more than the loss of a long time companion. With how the villains have popped back up in some form or another, I doubt Chewie will want any sort of recognition once he realizes/remembers that, if this is how he's acting now.

Poe is almost completely unsurprising here though. I'd forgotten about the dating/marriage thing, but only that just gives Poe a specific way to try and claim items. Annie seems like the sort to have had a character plan out their will, so I guess we'll see if anything actually comes of that. And of course Finn is acting as someone should at the report of a major leader's death. As far as I can tell at the moment anyway!

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Am I Too Prickly?

Feb. 14th, 2026 10:48 am
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I think people who follow me on social media (especially here and fb) are aware of my habit of explicitly noting when I don't want "helpful" commentary/suggestions/feedback on something I"m describing--and, conversely, explicitly noting when I'm seeking input. But sometimes I worry that people take that as a signal that I don't want interaction at all. (Why in the world would I post things about my life if I didn't want any interaction?)

I'd love to have more actual conversations on social media. Back and forth, discussions of topics of mutual interest. But it feels like so few people stop to ask themselves, "Am I phrasing my participation in this conversation in a way that implies the original poster is ignorant or incompetent? Is there a way I could rephrase that makes it clear that I'm providing additional information for other readers, rather than implying this is something the original poster doesn't know? Or that I'm amplifying and agreeing with the post, rather than contradicting it or poking holes in it?"

Here's a generic example.

OP: [Interesting Fact]
Commenter: [Subsidiary Information that could be assumed to be known by anyone who already knows Interesting Fact]

Compare to:
OP: [Interesting Fact]
Commenter: What I love about that [Interesting Fact] is [Subsidiary Information].

The first implies the OP doesn't know the fact. The second shows solidarity by assuming the OP knows the fact and the commenter is sharing their love for it.

Now, one could object that people differ in their ability to communicate in nuanced fashions and some people just aren't good at analyzing on the fly how their comments might be taken. But from the other side, people differ in their ability to assume good will in the face of past experience. A mirror-world version of "I'm not good at reading social cues" is "I'm working very hard to read social cues and the false positives are abundant." Telepathy still hasn't been invented.

Anyway, I don't know why I'm whining about this (given that the inciting interaction was incredibly trivial).

Drumroll please

Feb. 12th, 2026 10:30 pm
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I think I now have all the data and documents and forms assembled to do my transition-to-retirement-year tax returns. Today's task was to turn last year's financial spreadsheet into my usual yearly summary, then put the relevant data from it and all the various W2s and 1099s and whatnot into my tax data template (which needed to be updated for several new types of documents and data).

Because of how my brain works best, I'm going to go to the length of printing out paper copies of the forms to noodle on, even though I'll be filing online. And I'll be reading through the pdfs of the instruction booklets and highlighting everything that looks relevant. But on my first skim through, I think this is going to be easier than I feared. The schedule C stuff (writing business) is the same as always. And although the worksheet to calculate how much of my social security income is taxable is convoluted, the instructions walk you through it step by step.

One new wrinkle is that they now have a separate "1040-senior" form, evidently to simplify the instructions for the enhanced standard deduction for seniors (which get convoluted if you're married filing jointly but only one of you is a senior). I'll compare it point by point with the standard 1040 to make sure it doesn't do anything else bizarre.

And despite the rather chaotic nature of how my withholding is set up for the various retirement incomes, I think it's still pretty close to the right amount. Once I have this year's returns done, I can probably do a mock return for next year and see what adjustments I should make on the withholding.
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Episode 2739: Not That Sort of Stag Party

Many stories are allegorical. It can be tricky to work something like that into a game adventure, but sometimes it can be worth the effort. Players might not consciously notice the allegory, but the general idea can still get into their minds and make the situation an interesting thing to explore.

For example:

  • A garden that grows plants corresponding to viewers' emotional states. Someone harbouring guilt might see thorny vines blocking their path, while someone full of hope sees bright blossoms leading the way.
  • A bird that mimics people and echoes their secrets back to them.
  • The flame of truth. A magical fire that flickers and spits angrily when someone nearby tells a lie.
  • A beast that grows stronger as the heroes fight it. It's a problem that escalates only because the heroes are escalating things themselves. The secret to defeating it is to be conciliatory.
  • And magical mirrors of all sorts, of course. They reveal things that the viewer either desires or fears about themselves.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

Well done, Corey! It's not easy writing something up and getting it out there for everyone to see, much less a place where people want to toss a few dollars in a tip jar. Artists have it a little easier as art can be viewed and shared much more readily. But premade campaigns? That's a really niche market.

White stag? War banners? Okay, I'm back to having no idea what these could be references for in the mid-episode campaign. Even considering that they're likely separate things, I've never heard of a white stag that was related to mercy or rebirth. Guidance sure, with a small side of showing up in a story about winter, but not all three.

But yes, a number of players will kill something to get resources or even just to see what happens. Not for nothing are D&D parties nicknamed "murder hobos". And branching out to the realm of video games, other players will try to kill everything just for the challenge of it. That said, with how the players are acting in this campaign, I wonder just how much of that was opportunity and how much was roleplaying. It wouldn't be the first time this bunch has roleplayed as a group of evil characters!

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Back in August of 2025, we announced a temporary block on account creation for users under the age of 18 from the state of Tennessee, due to the court in Netchoice's challenge to the law (which we're a part of!) refusing to prevent the law from being enforced while the lawsuit plays out. Today, I am sad to announce that we've had to add South Carolina to that list. When creating an account, you will now be asked if you're a resident of Tennessee or South Carolina. If you are, and your birthdate shows you're under 18, you won't be able to create an account.

We're very sorry to have to do this, and especially on such short notice. The reason for it: on Friday, South Carolina governor Henry McMaster signed the South Carolina Age-Appropriate Design Code Act into law, with an effective date of immediately. The law is so incredibly poorly written it took us several days to even figure out what the hell South Carolina wants us to do and whether or not we're covered by it. We're still not entirely 100% sure about the former, but in regards to the latter, we're pretty sure the fact we use Google Analytics on some site pages (for OS/platform/browser capability analysis) means we will be covered by the law. Thankfully, the law does not mandate a specific form of age verification, unlike many of the other state laws we're fighting, so we're likewise pretty sure that just stopping people under 18 from creating an account will be enough to comply without performing intrusive and privacy-invasive third-party age verification. We think. Maybe. (It's a really, really badly written law. I don't know whether they intended to write it in a way that means officers of the company can potentially be sentenced to jail time for violating it, but that's certainly one possible way to read it.)

Netchoice filed their lawsuit against SC over the law as I was working on making this change and writing this news post -- so recently it's not even showing up in RECAP yet for me to link y'all to! -- but here's the complaint as filed in the lawsuit, Netchoice v Wilson. Please note that I didn't even have to write the declaration yet (although I will be): we are cited in the complaint itself with a link to our August news post as evidence of why these laws burden small websites and create legal uncertainty that causes a chilling effect on speech. \o/

In fact, that's the victory: in December, the judge ruled in favor of Netchoice in Netchoice v Murrill, the lawsuit over Louisiana's age-verification law Act 456, finding (once again) that requiring age verification to access social media is unconstitutional. Judge deGravelles' ruling was not simply a preliminary injunction: this was a final, dispositive ruling stating clearly and unambiguously "Louisiana Revised Statutes §§51:1751–1754 violate the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, as incorporated by the Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution", as well as awarding Netchoice their costs and attorney's fees for bringing the lawsuit. We didn't provide a declaration in that one, because Act 456, may it rot in hell, had a total registered user threshold we don't meet. That didn't stop Netchoice's lawyers from pointing out that we were forced to block service to Mississippi and restrict registration in Tennessee (pointing, again, to that news post), and Judge deGravelles found our example so compelling that we are cited twice in his ruling, thus marking the first time we've helped to get one of these laws enjoined or overturned just by existing. I think that's a new career high point for me.

I need to find an afternoon to sit down and write an update for [site community profile] dw_advocacy highlighting everything that's going on (and what stage the lawsuits are in), because folks who know there's Some Shenanigans afoot in their state keep asking us whether we're going to have to put any restrictions on their states. I'll repeat my promise to you all: we will fight every state attempt to impose mandatory age verification and deanonymization on our users as hard as we possibly can, and we will keep actions like this to the clear cases where there's no doubt that we have to take action in order to prevent liability.

In cases like SC, where the law takes immediate effect, or like TN and MS, where the district court declines to issue a temporary injunction or the district court issues a temporary injunction and the appellate court overturns it, we may need to take some steps to limit our potential liability: when that happens, we'll tell you what we're doing as fast as we possibly can. (Sometimes it takes a little while for us to figure out the exact implications of a newly passed law or run the risk assessment on a law that the courts declined to enjoin. Netchoice's lawyers are excellent, but they're Netchoice's lawyers, not ours: we have to figure out our obligations ourselves. I am so very thankful that even though we are poor in money, we are very rich in friends, and we have a wide range of people we can go to for help.)

In cases where Netchoice filed the lawsuit before the law's effective date, there's a pending motion for a preliminary injunction, the court hasn't ruled on the motion yet, and we're specifically named in the motion for preliminary injunction as a Netchoice member the law would apply to, we generally evaluate that the risk is low enough we can wait and see what the judge decides. (Right now, for instance, that's Netchoice v Jones, formerly Netchoice v Miyares, mentioned in our December news post: the judge has not yet ruled on the motion for preliminary injunction.) If the judge grants the injunction, we won't need to do anything, because the state will be prevented from enforcing the law. If the judge doesn't grant the injunction, we'll figure out what we need to do then, and we'll let you know as soon as we know.

I know it's frustrating for people to not know what's going to happen! Believe me, it's just as frustrating for us: you would not believe how much of my time is taken up by tracking all of this. I keep trying to find time to update [site community profile] dw_advocacy so people know the status of all the various lawsuits (and what actions we've taken in response), but every time I think I might have a second, something else happens like this SC law and I have to scramble to figure out what we need to do. We will continue to update [site community profile] dw_news whenever we do have to take an action that restricts any of our users, though, as soon as something happens that may make us have to take an action, and we will give you as much warning as we possibly can. It is absolutely ridiculous that we still have to have this fight, but we're going to keep fighting it for as long as we have to and as hard as we need to.

I look forward to the day we can lift the restrictions on Mississippi, Tennessee, and now South Carolina, and I apologize again to our users (and to the people who temporarily aren't able to become our users) from those states.
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Episode 2738: So Come Up With Me, Run Up, Uh...

Aerial adventures are something that can be used for an interesting change of scenery. Although seldom used, they've always been around. The Dungeons & Dragons Expert Set (1981) had a small section on "Travelling by Air", and the AD&D Dungeon Masters Guide (1979) had three and a half page about "Adventures in the Air", detailing aerial movement, flying mounts, aerial combat, aerial missile fire, and so on.

Most characters will need some sort of assistance to fly through the air - either a flying mount such as a winged horse or a hippogriff, or magic, or technology. But if a party is so equipped, they can cover a ot of ground in the air, encounter aerial monsters or other challenges, and investigate airborne places such as magical castles in the clouds, or cities built on floating islands of rock.

Just be careful not to fall.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

Huh, I never thought Sally would be one to be afraid of heights. I get it though; most people don't normally want to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft. And I even had some trouble psyching myself up for paragliding from a mountain, and that was one where I simply ran forward with the pilot who would be taking care of everything and I simply watched the ground below get further away! Hopefully we've got enough movie left for the skydiving event to happen offscreen to find out what Sally thought about it!

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Fiction LIne-up is Public

Feb. 9th, 2026 06:22 pm
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I gambled that my authors would read their email and respond within a few days and held off on the On the Shelf podcast until I could include the announcement. Offers went out on the 6th, the podcast would normally have gone up on the 7th. As of this morning I still had one acceptance yet to come in, but I'd scripted the show and decided to go ahead and record. Then the final acceptance came in just as I was setting up the mic. (I wouldn't have uploaded the episode until everything was final, but it was unlikely I'd have to change the script.)

Once again, I'm pledging myself to get ahead of the game. I'll send out payments tomorrow and any suggested edits by the end of the week, along with requests for bios and pronunciation guides. I'll be doing all the narration myself this year. So I have half a chance of actually getting everything recorded well in advance. (But only half a chance, because inevitably I get distracted by something else, thinking, "Well, I have plenty of time.")

I bought five stories again this time, due to some short lengths, though I'm not sure whether I'll do a double-episode or use one as a special bonus fiction episode at some point. The podcast is having its 10th anniversary this year, which might make a natural context for that.

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