You are Old, Father William

Ten points for identifying the source of the header. No points if you cheat and use Google.

I've got a lot more grey in my goatee than I did even a year ago. It's particularly noticeable under the fluorescent lights at work. Boy, is that a morale-booster at 6 AM.

A cow-orker suggested that I could shave it off if I wanted to look younger. Yeah, but then I'd get carded again...

What I'm reading: Martha Wells, Wheel of the Infinite