Get offa my lawn!

I've obviously hit geezerdom - I chuckled my way through a Wall Street Journal article today. Excerpts follow.

Perpetrator Problem: It's Hard to Run Away In Falling Trousers.

It's a problem for perpetrators. Young men and teens wearing low-slung, baggy pants fairly regularly get tripped up in their getaways, a development that has given amused police officers and law-abiding citizens a welcome edge in the fight against crime.

Low-hanging baggy pants have been a fashion statement for young men for more than a decade, inspired by the advent of beltless prison jeans. Over time, the tough-guy image associated with oversized trousers helped make the look standard... as it migrated from mostly black city streets to affluent white suburbs.

Just about every other week, Jim Matheny, a 41-year-old police lieutenant, says he gets into foot chases with youths. He says it's getting easier to capture them because they can't run fast or far in those loose jeans. "It's like: 'Hey dude, buy a belt and save yourself some trouble.' "

What I'm reading: Mary Hollingsworth, The Cardinal's Hat

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"The 20th century was marked by two totalitarian ideologies: political fanaticism in Moscow and racist fanaticism in Berlin. Now we face a third fanaticism, religious fanaticism, which dominated the Middle Ages but is back and growing."
--Elie Wiesel