Best Valentine's Day comic, ever.

Today's Something Positive...

I think I channelled Bulwer-Lytton

The almost-new lunar orb was bright and orange as it hung low on the horizon this morning, like a sliver of discarded canteloupe rind casually tossed into the heavens after a celestial breakfast: its beauty moved me to remark "It's been a while since I was mooned on the freeway."

It's roswtr's fault, and we're both evil - apparently

( *A* horse! *A* horse! )