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fionnbharro, this is for you.

Preserve Our Essence

I had a routine dental appointment yesterday. The usual cleaning, and that's all that ever happens - I've never had a cavity, even with baby teeth. My teeth may be yellow, but they're strong. I blame fluoride and having late teeth (I lost my first tooth two or three years late).

However, the dentist told me I'm creeping towards gum problems. He scheduled me for another inspection in a month, and if things haven't improved, we'll talk about gum surgery.

Guess I have to floss better or something.