Tapas, not topless

Our local dive bar is apparently trying to attract a more upscale clientele. We got a flyer touting their new focus on tapas. This delightful and authentic menu includes:

1. Turkey tostada
2. Hot wings
3. Pommes frites (with chipotle sauce)
4. fish & chips
5. calamari rings

...this is different from standard dive bar food how? Oh right, it's tapas.

What I'm reading: Elizabeth Bear, New Amsterdam