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Galen likes to season his food - he will often pick up a mouthful of dry food, trot ten feet, and drop it on the floor before eating. It's kind of funny to watch.

Unfortunately, it also attracts ants.
It's responsible of Galen to feed his pets, but we've told him that they are not allowed in the house...

Phrases I feel uncomfortable using at work, vol. VII

"Do you have any mouse ball cleaner?"