A mystery of the ages explained

Why do small dogs think they are big and vice versa?

The laudatory e-mail from the college president is probably waiting for me at home.

"The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation gave $20 million to Claremont McKenna College, a California liberal-arts college, to establish a full-tuition scholarship in the sciences. The scholarship will target science majors attending the Claremont-based institution who have economic need and groom them for leadership across disciplines."