Suicide is Painless; Turgid Dramatics are Timeless

I forgot to put on my watch this morning.
It doesn't matter that I have two clocks on my computer screens and a cellphone in a drawer. I miss my watch.

What I'm reading: Ken Scholes, Lamentation

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"San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom and Jennifer Siebel Newsom are celebrating the birth of a healthy baby daughter, Montana Tessa Newsom."

Firing up the anagram generator for "Montana Tessa" produced "A statesman? No!"