(D)RIP

One of my two Japanese ceramic drip coffee filters committed suicide this morning. I barely opened the cupboard door and it leapt out onto the marble counter, where it broke.

Madbaker's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

Saturday, I went to buy a set of kneepads for the play. The fight scene gets a bit vigorous, and I finally figured out that this is why my left knee has been bruised for several weeks continuously. Anyway, this is a verbatim transcript.

(Me walking around, looking confused)

Perky Sales Assistant:	Can I help you?
Me:	Where can I find kneepads?
PSA:	For...?
Me:	Knees.

Feel free to reply with suggestions as to what else I might have said. Thanks for the training, Al Jaffee.