The Smell of Turgid Drama

I opened the cupboard to put away groceries and a nearly-full bottle jumped out, committing suicide. It fell onto the granite counter and exploded.

At least the kitchen, my shirt, and jeans all are now nicely vanilla-scented.

Meatless Dessert Sausage!

...sort of.
This coming week's Resolution Recipe, which the apprentice and I made today: White Saveloy Sausage.
( It's vegetarian, if you ignore the casing. Which is cow intestine, and is only used to process vegetables, so that counts, right? )

( Pics! )