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Feb. 23rd, 2014 01:23 pmWhy is it so bloody difficult to find black dress shoelaces?
Go to a grocery store. They only have sport laces. Go to a different store. They don't have the right length/color.
Go to a drugstore. They are out. Go to a different drugstore. They only have white and brown.
Go to a department store. Find the shoe section. "Oh, we sold out of those. We're low on stock."
Go to a different one. Find the shoe section. "We don't sell shoelaces."
Find a shoe store. They only carry tennis shoes.
Go to a grocery store. They only have sport laces. Go to a different store. They don't have the right length/color.
Go to a drugstore. They are out. Go to a different drugstore. They only have white and brown.
Go to a department store. Find the shoe section. "Oh, we sold out of those. We're low on stock."
Go to a different one. Find the shoe section. "We don't sell shoelaces."
Find a shoe store. They only carry tennis shoes.
