In a pickle, part III

This week's Resolution Recipe: Cold-Fermented Tomatoes.
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I am willing to do a lot for a laugh

I will most likely look like a ridiculous buffoon for my role in Twelfth Night. I am okay with this. In fact most of it was my idea.

There are people who conflate "audience laughing at your character" with "audience laughing at the actor", but I am generally not one of those.