Jeremy Crack (Pepper)Corn, I Don't Care

Just after I ground some pepper over our dinner plates, the plug on the grinder fell out. Did I mention I had recently refilled the grinder? Peppercorns flooded out. Peppercorns, when dropped from chest-high onto a marble floor, bounce. And roll. For quite a distance.

We're going to be cleaning peppercorns out of the kitchen for at least the next month.