Flashback Theatre Presents
Mar. 27th, 2007 08:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
madbakerGoing back to grade school days: An office remake of "Fortunately, Unfortunately"
Fortunately, I got my oatmeal from the microwave without it overflowing.
Unfortunately, I dropped the (three-quarters full) container.
Fortunately, I caught it, juggling a few times.
Unfortunately, that juggling also involved my cup of coffee.
Fortunately, I didn't get any coffee on my khaki pants.
Unfortunately, I did spill coffee on my shirt.
Fortunately, I was wearing a black shirt.
Unfortunately, I missed the haystack.
Fortunately, I got my oatmeal from the microwave without it overflowing.
Unfortunately, I dropped the (three-quarters full) container.
Fortunately, I caught it, juggling a few times.
Unfortunately, that juggling also involved my cup of coffee.
Fortunately, I didn't get any coffee on my khaki pants.
Unfortunately, I did spill coffee on my shirt.
Fortunately, I was wearing a black shirt.
Unfortunately, I missed the haystack.
