DAMMIT

[madbaker]

Exhibit A: bored and lonely cat, who is underwhelmed that I am on a conference call in the study with the door closed.
Exhibit B: glass of water on the table.
Exhibit C: tile kitchen floor.

The results are left as an exercise for the student.

Comments

[klwilliams.livejournal.com]

Ah. Galen has been talking to Mac. Said Mac was frustrated, night before last, because a New Ape (my mother) was in the house, and Shut The Door to the spare room, instead of leaving it open for the feline overlords to prowl. So the tupperware container of ground coffee needed (needed, I tell you!) to be pushed off the counter onto the floor. (Fortunately, it didn't burst open. Which is surprising, given the things that have been going wrong around the house since Mom got here.)

[helblonde.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you are Schroedinger's person. If a person is locked in a room, does he exist to correct a kitty who is in the rest of the house?