If you order now, you’ll also receive a set of Ginsu knives!

[madbaker]

Is one of these terms used in the current Presidential race a baseless slander, and the other a sensible criticism?
 1) war-monger
 2) flip-flopper

Depending on which candidate is elected, will the nation either
 1) go straight to hell?
 2) be rescued from certain doom?

Does your blood pressure rise at the mention of either of these names?
 Hillary Clinton
 John Ashcroft

Does the thought of either of these two people as President send you into a foaming apoplectic fit?

If you answered "yes" to all of these questions, then you, my friend, need to take a Valium.
But you should also enroll in my easy study-at-home course: "Stop Frothing At The Mouth: Democrats and Republicans Can Be Rational People". (In some markets, sold under the name "The Other Side Is Not The Antichrist".)

That's right, for just three easy payments you can learn to appreciate the points of view that drive the other side of the political aisle; understand the fine art of political compromise; and, best of all, find out that just because another person is in the other camp, doesn't make that man or woman a deluded moron!

Act now! Operators are standing by.

Edited to add: Yeah, I said last post that I wasn't going to do any more political entries for a while. Then this one popped into my head and wouldn't let go.

Comments

[roswtr.livejournal.com]

Oooh! How much? And do I get the free Ginsu knives?

[fionnbharro.livejournal.com]

Can I take it next semester?

[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

Oh. Was there a debate last night?

[scendan.livejournal.com]

LOL! Ok, let's see:

1. I think neither is true, although I think Bush is too convinced of the rightness of all of his decisions.

2. Maybe not certain doom, but how about...lots of crap?

3. GUILTY! ASHCROFT! *FOAMFOAMFOAM* (Although, really...Rumsfeld is the one who really gets the foam gobbets flying for me...)

Where can I sign up for your class????? I think I'm rabid!!!!

[madbaker.livejournal.com]

No, no, it clearly says "yes to all of these" to qualify.
Sorry. We'll refund your application fee.

[scendan.livejournal.com]

*snivels*

[badassslinky.livejournal.com]

do the frothy people get a Valium at the door? I don't want to sit next to someone who is going to make a big frothy mess, they might get my test paper wet.... =)

[scendan.livejournal.com]

Kinda like being around a dog that makes "slingers" of its drool.

[badassslinky.livejournal.com]

eewww!