Secret Agent, Man

[madbaker]

This early morning's dream involved me being a novice villain, planning out the design of my evil lair. Sadly I wasn't on a volcanic island - it was more a suburban office park. There were other villains in the same compound, so there was a bit of competition to design the best/most efficient lair for each assigned space. This was complicated by me having started a new relationship (with a non-villain), and the girlfriend was coming over regularly. So I was trying to balance out traps and other security measures for my limited area, while wanting her to have easy access. But I knew that a secret door directly to my control center was a guaranteed vulnerability for the first inevitable secret agent to infiltrate.

Much of the dream that I remember was me trying to plot out a maze on graph paper for the entrance to maximize traps, while trying to figure out how to not inconvenience the girlfriend visits. I didn't come to a resolution before I woke up.