Spot the Turgid Drama

[madbaker]

When I put on today's button-down shirt at home, it was unmarked.
When I got to the office, it had an apparent grease spot right in the front middle.
I have not eaten or drunk anything since putting on the shirt. How?!?

Comments

[beanolc]

Because.

[psybelle]

Something nasty on the inside of your jacket?

[madbaker]

My jacket was open and the spot appeared right down the middle.

[threadwalker]

I came here to see the replies.

[madbaker]

Nothing helpful, but to be fair it was really rhetorical.