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Mar. 12th, 2026 08:17 amMe, saying goodbye to the wife this morning: "I should be home around the usual time. I'm not stopping at any bars or strip clubs."
(pause)
Me: "Why did I say that like it's an unusual choice?"
(wife laughs)
(pause)
Me: "Why did I say that like it's an unusual choice?"
(wife laughs)