Re-affirming my bona fides

I'm not a stereotypical guy. You know, a Cro-Magnon (or as Eddie Izzard pronounced it, "Cro-Manyon"). I'm not insecure about this – just vaguely amused.

I drink beer, but microbrews rather than Bud.
I bake and cook. (Yes, I'm aware that many professional chefs are male. I'm working with a stereotype here.)
I don't lift weights.
The idea of a "Guys Night Out" generally bores me.
I can't stand golf, Nascar, pro wrestling, basketball, or football.

Baseball, though... that’s where I'm as testosterone-laden as the next fan.
Go Giants!