Surprisingly Accurate
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madbakerBook-a-Minute has ultra-condensed summaries of science fiction and fantasy books. An example:
Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game
Ender
The government let my parents conceive me because they hope to mold me into the ultimate military commander.
Government
Ender, become the ultimate military commander and go defeat the buggers.
(He does.)
Ender
Horror. I'm only nine years old, and I have already eradicated an entire species. I thought it was a game, but it was for real. I will fret about this in the sequels.
THE END
Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game
Ender
The government let my parents conceive me because they hope to mold me into the ultimate military commander.
Government
Ender, become the ultimate military commander and go defeat the buggers.
(He does.)
Ender
Horror. I'm only nine years old, and I have already eradicated an entire species. I thought it was a game, but it was for real. I will fret about this in the sequels.
THE END
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Date: 2005-10-12 07:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-13 12:32 am (UTC)But funny.