Dan Savage, on the meaning of Christmas

[madbaker]

Well, wasn't Jesus Christ responsible for the most traumatic how-I-lost-my-virginity horror story ever told? Not His deflowering—I mean His mother's. As everyone knows, Mary was a virgin when she conceived, and a virgin when she gave birth. This means, of course, that Jesus busted His own mom's hymen, kicking it down like a door on His way into the world. And you thought your first time was traumatic!

My immediate thought? "Have yourself... a cherry little Christmas..."
I am so going to hell.