Dan Savage, on the meaning of Christmas

[madbaker]

Well, wasn't Jesus Christ responsible for the most traumatic how-I-lost-my-virginity horror story ever told? Not His deflowering—I mean His mother's. As everyone knows, Mary was a virgin when she conceived, and a virgin when she gave birth. This means, of course, that Jesus busted His own mom's hymen, kicking it down like a door on His way into the world. And you thought your first time was traumatic!

My immediate thought? "Have yourself... a cherry little Christmas..."
I am so going to hell.

Comments

[wingedcorset.livejournal.com]

I loved this week's SL for just that paragraph.

[ornerie.livejournal.com]

nah, just pergatory.

hell is if you loaned money for interest at the same time....

Um...

[madbaker.livejournal.com]

I buy and sell bonds for a living.

Re: Um...

[ornerie.livejournal.com]

s'ok, you'll be in purgatory for usory (or however you spell it), I'll be in purgatory for messing with the will of God, in fact, I bet all our friends will be there....

:)

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

It also means that every time she made love with Joseph, it would be, er, like the first time. Which generally ain't no fun for the girl (although there are exceptions.)

No,

[learnteach.livejournal.com]

it's not eternally HEALING...
Man, this is one of those topics.

Re: No,

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

Well, that's a relief!