It's science!
Dec. 24th, 2005 12:39 pmGacked from
kaygo.
This enlightening story from Reuters. Teaspoons do indeed vanish with greater frequency than other cutlery--80% of the test stash disappeared over the 5-month course of the study--and scientists think they know why:
"Taking a tip from Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books, they suggested that the teaspoons were quietly migrating to a planet uniquely populated by "spoonoid" life forms living in a spoonish state of Nirvana.
They also offered the phenomenon of "resistentialism" in which inanimate objects like teaspoons have a natural aversion to humans."
There was, of course, a more mundane hypothesis:
"On the other hand, they suggested, people might simply be taking them."
This enlightening story from Reuters. Teaspoons do indeed vanish with greater frequency than other cutlery--80% of the test stash disappeared over the 5-month course of the study--and scientists think they know why:
"Taking a tip from Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books, they suggested that the teaspoons were quietly migrating to a planet uniquely populated by "spoonoid" life forms living in a spoonish state of Nirvana.
They also offered the phenomenon of "resistentialism" in which inanimate objects like teaspoons have a natural aversion to humans."
There was, of course, a more mundane hypothesis:
"On the other hand, they suggested, people might simply be taking them."