I've always wanted to use that line.

[madbaker]

I called the local bookstore to order a book coming out next month.

Person:	May I have your name?
Me:	madbaker (using my first name).
Person:	The madbaker?
Me:	No, just a madbaker. I come in six-packs.

(Bonus points if you correctly place the line, but not very many. It's an easy reference.)