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A conversation I had today with a cow-orker:
Her: "I don't really like dark chocolate. I'll eat it if it's the only thing there, but that's it."
Me: "Don't feel bad. Not everyone can have a sophisticated palate."

(Oooh. Advantage: me.)

Her: "Milk chocolate is for people who like the taste of sweets."
Me: "Dark chocolate is for people who like the taste of chocolate."

(A push, but advantage still mine.)

Her: "Dark chocolate is for bitter people."
Me: "... Guilty as charged."

Date: 2006-07-13 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] finickynarcane.livejournal.com
More for the rest of us!!!

Date: 2006-07-13 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mad-duchess.livejournal.com
"Her: "Dark chocolate is for bitter people."

Sounds like sour grapes to me--I think you're the clear winner.

Not just bitter, richer, too!

Date: 2006-07-13 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] learnteach.livejournal.com
Well, almost always...

Hehheh

Date: 2006-07-13 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lifeofglamour.livejournal.com
I really enjoy how much pleasure you get from tormenting them. I must study your ways and make them my own.

Re: Hehheh

Date: 2006-07-14 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madbaker.livejournal.com
Ask your Laurel! She's even better at it.

Re: Hehheh

Date: 2006-07-14 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lifeofglamour.livejournal.com
Actually, she's here right now and she says, "I do not, I'm disgustingly nice."

Date: 2006-07-13 11:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] loup_noir
Bitter people get all the dark chocolate! Yay! Move over and quit hogging it all.

Date: 2006-07-13 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] falzalot.livejournal.com
I suppose mentioning that I like white chocolate best would get me laughed out of town? :->

White chocolate?

Date: 2006-07-14 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dame-cordelia.livejournal.com
Go for it. I'll be at the other end of the table with the dark stuff.

Date: 2006-07-16 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cvirtue.livejournal.com
As long as it's the real stuff. Dang, that term should be regulated. Grr.

Date: 2006-07-14 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaudete1066.livejournal.com
I suppose I will be reduced to pariah status if I mention that I like dark chocolate, but only when combined with mint...

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