Wonko the Sane had a point.

[madbaker]

From my cereal box this morning:

"To open cereal box, insert fingers under arrows and slide left and right."

People have to be told how to open a cereal box?

Comments

[goldenstag.livejournal.com]

This assumes they actually read it in the first place. But this way, if they complain to the cereal company, the directions ARE there.

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

What if I hold the box a different way? I'd have to slide my fingers up and down! I need cereal box tech support! And why aren't the instructions in my native language? Help, help, I'm being oppressed!