"I'm not on the table! I'm in a bag! ...on the table."

[madbaker]

Galen knows he's not supposed to be on the table.

What I'm reading: Chris Moriarty, Spin Control

Comments

[klwilliams.livejournal.com]

If you don't want Galen on the table, don't put something so horribly, horribly tempting as a Brown. Paper. Bag. on the table.

[tshuma]

"Look. There is no part of me touching the table. I'm golden, here."

[tshuma]

You've probably already seen this (I know I had), but just in case...on the subject of too-intelligent cats:

"Honey, why is the water bill so high?"
Says the cat: "I'm conducting research! It's for science!"