I'm never going back to Pac Bell Park

[madbaker]

Two suggestions I liked defining the new name, SBC Park:

Surely Bring Cash
Still Better than Candlestick

The one I liked best, though, assumes I had oodles of dough to throw around and could buy out the naming contract to call it...

Emperor Norton Stadium.

It's reasonably lyrical, screams "San Francisco", and it doesn't sound lame like most corporate names.