O the sanguinary horror!

[madbaker]

The stack of month-end reports gave me three paper cuts on my right hand.
Edited to add: I usually curse the "bloody paperwork", but this is the first time I've done so in a non-figurative way.

Comments

[goldenstag.livejournal.com]

Suggestion: Don't cut any lemons this evening when you get home.

[etaine-pommier.livejournal.com]

I think you just got *three* vocabulary points for the correct use of the word "sanguinary"

Score!

[madbaker.livejournal.com]

Not that I needed it for this entry, but I do have access to the electronic OED here at work.