For this? Almost worth watching them, again.

[madbaker]

scendan had mentioned this, but here's a direct link: Wil Wheaton reviews STNG episodes.

One of Geordi's first stops is to visit his good pal Wesley Crusher, who shows off one of his science projects (a mini tractor beam,) and one of his toys, a device that lets Wesley recreate speech from anyone on the ship. Any doubt that Wesley is a complete weenie is removed when we learn that he uses this device to have Captain Picard say things like, "Welcome to the bridge, Wesley," instead of having Counselor Troi say things like, "Smack my ass, Wesley, I'm a naughty, naughty bitch."

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[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

Heh!

Otoh, boyfriends of mine have admitted to various advanced devices/soundfiles/computer programs which had both a public use "Welcome to the bridge, Wesley" and a more private one. They only admitted to the private use years later, and as far as I know, only to a sympathetic girlfriend.

So maybe he wasn't a complete weenie... no, scratch that. This wasn't necessarily a confirmation of his admitted weenie status.

[scendan.livejournal.com]

That paragraph just about killed me. Just too classic for words.