(Non) Caffeinated Turgid Drama

[madbaker]

After locking up the gate this morning, I managed to completely up-end my coffee mug over my briefcase. Completely in the sense of ass-over-teakettle, not drain-out-completely.

I have no idea how I managed to do that. Of course, I hadn't had any coffee yet. Now my briefcase has a large stain to add to its collection.