There's hope for some of them yet

[madbaker]

Cow-orker 1: "When I first came to this company, I only had a cubicle."
Cow-orker 2: "When I first started here, I had half a cubicle."

Me (jumping in): "I used to dream of having a cubicle."

(blank looks from cow-orkers 1 and 2)

Cow-orker 3: "Luxury."

Comments

[semy-of-pearls.livejournal.com]

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

[tshuma]

Ha! And I could have said that with utter and complete sincerity, even if I don't want one any more.

But good for them that *someone* caught on.

[ermine-rat.livejournal.com]

I used a line from "Blade Runner" in a work conversation:
"If you could only see what I've seen with your eyes"
Coworker1: What is that from?
Coworker2: I'm not into old movies.

damn kids