The Grocery Aisle Is Full Of Turgid Drama!

[madbaker]

I bought creamy peanut butter. It was in the chunky section.
Bastards.

Comments

[tsgeisel.livejournal.com]

I bought peanut butter on Sunday. "Refrigerate after opening" it says. "Refrigerate before opening" is what it should have said - I could have drunk the stuff with a straw. No amount of stirring was getting all the oil to fully absorb. While chilled it works fine, though.

Stupid natural products. Damn you Trader Joes.

There's this lovely invention known as a "label"...

[psybelle.livejournal.com]

I tend to store mine upside-down before I open it - it helps a little with the separation.

[deathbytamarind.livejournal.com]

HOW DARE THEY

[ornerie.livejournal.com]

take it back? I've returned faulty groceries before with no problems (even ones that I opened)

plan B...stir something into it. chocolate chips come to mind...

[goldenstag.livejournal.com]

The HORROR! Gasp.