From the Alanis Morissette lyric generator

[madbaker]

"Why"

Slimy vegetables, squashes, aubergines
Why God, Why?
Squashes, purple things, eggplant
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of eggplant
Like a Ogden Nash character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Phallic gourds, slimy vegetables, ratatouille bases
Why God, Why?
Eggplant, ratatouille bases, aubergines
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of eggplant
Like a Ogden Nash character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of eggplant
Like a Ogden Nash character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

Comments

[aastg.livejournal.com]

Like AN Ogden Nash character, I'm wordy and alone

...and that's still the funniest line I'm likely to hear this week!