bad joke of the day

[madbaker]

Oscar Mayer died this week at the age of 95.
If they preserved Einstein's brain, will they preserve Oscar Mayer's weiner?

Comments

[kahnegabs.livejournal.com]

BOOOOO!
Moaning.

[the-cheese-lady.livejournal.com]

*Groan*

Now I have the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song running through my brain...

[madbaker.livejournal.com]

An undergrad in the class ahead of me got a job driving the WeinerMobile across the country for a couple years... so one of our slogans for reasons to graduate was "WeinerMobile is hiring!"

[the-cheese-lady.livejournal.com]

Really?!?!?!!! I always thought that was a bit of an urban legend, that and the Weiner Whistles.

[farmount.livejournal.com]

Wish it was a joke, but that WAS in my graduating class.

[gormflaith.livejournal.com]

I got my co-worker yesterday with "Why is 6 afraid of 7?"

[helblonde.livejournal.com]

Isn't it preserved already?

This!

[dakini-bones.livejournal.com]

lolz

[fionnbharro.livejournal.com]

As with most other 'food' celebrities, there will be a service tomorrow at 3:50 for thirty minutes.

Or until done.

[mastersantiago.livejournal.com]

Okay, now that's funny.

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

There's a special room in hell for that joke. (And one right below it for me, cuz I'm laughing at it).

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Where is the app that lets me fishslap people across the Internet?!