Pretty sweet business model, actually.

[madbaker]

Pets don't go to heaven. But you can have your pets looked after when the Rapture comes! Only $110 for a ten-year contract!

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[fionnbharro.livejournal.com]

One doesn't have to be Athiest to provide this service; the whole "Rapture" thing isn't part of any Christian group. The concept of 'rapture' has only been around for about 100 years.

Maybe I could provide the service, too?