I really should know better

[madbaker]

I stole farmount's joke for my header at work:
"What did you do to the cat, dear? It looks half dead." -Mrs. Schrodinger

And I got the following message from someone I occasionally deal with:
"excuse my ignorance, but who is Mrs. Schrodinger?"

...

I got the same sort of non-appreciation awhile back when I used the header
"Loki, Eris, and Coyote walk into a bar, and the bartender says 'Order, please.'"

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In the same vein...

[zyxwvut.livejournal.com]

Professor Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding, and the trooper asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know where I am."

Z

P.S.: I much prefer to stop this joke at the comma, but the entirety is included for completeness.

I daresay I'm about to pick a nit

[fionnbharro.livejournal.com]

This assumes, of course, that he knows his mass exactly in all frames.

You'll undoubtedly recall that the relationship is between position and *momentum*, not position and velocity.

Momentum (for clarification) being the product of mass and velocity.

Re: I daresay I'm about to pick a nit

[zyxwvut.livejournal.com]

Repeat after me: "It's a joke."

Z

P.S.: Deja vu?

Re: In the same vein...

[madbaker.livejournal.com]

(snerk) Hadn't heard that one.