Football terms in our house
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madbakerSuper Bowl: a food dish that the cat doesn’t knock over.
Defensive play: making the cat run around before going to bed, so that hopefully we can get some sleep.
Artificial turf: cat grass.
Quarterback: change found in the futon.
Passing yards: the space needed to avoid the cat’s breaking wind.
Tight end formation: the butt-wiggle made just before the cat pounces.
...Can you tell that we're not big football fans? Other suggestions gleefully accepted.
What I’m reading: Patricia McKillip, Riddle of Stars trilogy
Defensive play: making the cat run around before going to bed, so that hopefully we can get some sleep.
Artificial turf: cat grass.
Quarterback: change found in the futon.
Passing yards: the space needed to avoid the cat’s breaking wind.
Tight end formation: the butt-wiggle made just before the cat pounces.
...Can you tell that we're not big football fans? Other suggestions gleefully accepted.
What I’m reading: Patricia McKillip, Riddle of Stars trilogy
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Date: 2005-02-04 05:24 pm (UTC)Encroachment When said cat decides to sit on your chest while you're sleeping
Flea-Flicker When a forward pass to an eligible reciever is followed in the same play by a lateral pass from the reciever to another eligible reciever so long as the play has not ended or a flag thrown. The Quarterback is considered an eligible reciever for purposes of being the recipient of the second pass, but may only run or hand-off the ball; the ball may not be passed a third time. Or, when fleas are picked off the cat and thrown away.