It's probably funnier if I never read the article

Waiting in line at the checkout stand, Cosmo or something similar touted an article titled "Four words to seduce any man, any time."

Consider it stipulated that this is a low bar to clear. The wife and I came up with our own suggestions. Further suggestions encouraged.

"New tattoo. Wanna see?"
"I'm horny. Let's fuck."
"Take me now, stud."
"Your place or mine?"

And my favorite, from the wife:

"Under this, I'm naked."