It's probably funnier if I never read the article

[madbaker]

Waiting in line at the checkout stand, Cosmo or something similar touted an article titled "Four words to seduce any man, any time."

Consider it stipulated that this is a low bar to clear. The wife and I came up with our own suggestions. Further suggestions encouraged.

"New tattoo. Wanna see?"
"I'm horny. Let's fuck."
"Take me now, stud."
"Your place or mine?"

And my favorite, from the wife:

"Under this, I'm naked."

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[shadowwalkyr.livejournal.com]

Any time?

"I'm your new boss."

A quick check of Cosmo's website reveals that the article in question is, unsurprisingly, not found there. However, a sidebar reveals that their most viewed article is "30 Things to Do with a Naked Man."

Oddly enough, neither "point and laugh" nor "leave" was on the list.

[ppfuf.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm a tradtionalist. "Hey, are you awake?"

[dame-cordelia.livejournal.com]

After comments should never contain the word "adequate".