Worst. Superpower. Ever.

[madbaker]

I had a dream of which I do not remember details, except that I was a superhero. A superhero named Inappropriate Comma Guy.

Not "comment" - "comma". I had the power to put commas in people's sentences where they didn't belong.

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[ermine-rat.livejournal.com]

There is a musician I listen to (David Bromberg) who said when he started out, the expectation was to play as many notes possible as fast as you could. Now that he is not trying to impress people with that, he brags that he plays the pauses really well now.