Worst. Superpower. Ever.

[madbaker]

I had a dream of which I do not remember details, except that I was a superhero. A superhero named Inappropriate Comma Guy.

Not "comment" - "comma". I had the power to put commas in people's sentences where they didn't belong.

Comments

[ornerie.livejournal.com]

ok, that's really really funny :)

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

Get yourself a "sharpie" and go out there, wrighting rongs!

[mastersantiago.livejournal.com]

If that,,power were applied,,,to, people's speech,, you,,,,could really,,,,,,slow down some,evil,genius',,,monologue. That,,,,,,could be,,,really,,,,,,,useful.

,,,,,,,,HEY!

[lifeofglamour.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine why, anybody would want a thing like that.

[ermine-rat.livejournal.com]

There is a musician I listen to (David Bromberg) who said when he started out, the expectation was to play as many notes possible as fast as you could. Now that he is not trying to impress people with that, he brags that he plays the pauses really well now.

[finickynarcane.livejournal.com]

I, love it.

[shadowwalkyr.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's your fault. I always thought that it was grammar being taught poorly in schools.

That, and the idea to which I have been exposed way too often in my on-line ramblings: "Spelling, capitalization and punctuation don't matter. It's the Internet."

Bleah.