Worst. Superpower. Ever.

[madbaker]

I had a dream of which I do not remember details, except that I was a superhero. A superhero named Inappropriate Comma Guy.

Not "comment" - "comma". I had the power to put commas in people's sentences where they didn't belong.

Comments

[shadowwalkyr.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's your fault. I always thought that it was grammar being taught poorly in schools.

That, and the idea to which I have been exposed way too often in my on-line ramblings: "Spelling, capitalization and punctuation don't matter. It's the Internet."

Bleah.