Aaargh!

As I was leaving home this morning, I put the newspaper down on top of the trash can. I wanted to take a quick glance at the sports section to see how the A's did (won! Yay!) and the Cubs-Braves (Braves won! Yay!).
Opened the garage, took out the recycling, closed garage, picked up briefcase and got in car.

Leaving the newspaper sitting on top of the trash can.

Pardon me, I'm going to go feel like a dork now.